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Tuesday 28 June 2016

The England Team Are A Disappointment.

If you are a man of the right age in Iceland, you have a 1 in 2000 chance of being picked for the team. Their players were bought for a total of only 16 million and their manager is a part time dentist. So, surely England would win easily in a match against them. But no, clearly not.

We played so badly yesterday it was an embarrassment. The goal keeper let in an easy save, and the only goal we scored was a penalty. Also, Wales are still in the competition, so they are better than us as well.

Our team needs to get their act together before the world cup, because at this rate we are not going to get very far at all. Did you watch the match last night?

Here is how Iceland selected their team. It just shows us up even more really!

Funny: How Iceland Football National Team Was Selected:
 Total.
 332.529 inhabitants
 -165.259
 Women
 -40.546
 Men <18 years old..
 82.313
 Men 35 years old....................................................................
 overweight.
 22.136
 Busy in the whale sightseeing industry.
 1.246
 Busy in earthquake surveillance
 314
 Busy in volcano surveillance.
 164
 Busy as sheepherders.........................................
 1.934.
 Busy sheep shearing.......
 1.464
 Imprisoned bankers
 23
 Blind................................
 194
 Sick..........................................
 7.564
 Working in hospitals, police and fire brigade..............
 -564
 Icelandic Football Fans in the stadium
 -8.7
 Team doctor and physiotherapist...
 Team massage therapist and water carrier...................
 Busy managing the national football team
 23
 Rest...........................................................................
 (The coach is from Sweden)
How Iceland Football National Team was selected

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